Wednesday, December 10, 2014
TopGlobal MB8000 modem restarts when sending large amounts of data
Recently had a problem with my TopGlobal MB8000 modem restarting whenever I sent a large amount of data, like a 4Mb picture. Swapping out the ethernet cable seems to have fixed the problem.
Monday, August 18, 2014
Chicago Riotfest 2014 Sunday Lineup
Must See
SOCIAL DISTORTIONTHE CURE
Really Want to See
ANDREW W.K.BLUE MEANIES
BOUNCING SOULS
BRING ME THE HORIZON
CEREBRAL BALLZY
CHEAP TRICK
DROPKICK MURPHYS
I AM THE AVALANCHE
MUDHONEY
NAKED RAYGUN
ONLY CRIME
PATTI SMITH
PRIMUS
PUP
THURSTON MOORE
WEEZER
Would be Great to See
DADSHOT SNAKES
IN THE VALLEY BELOW
KURT VILE & THE VIOLATORS
LA DISPUTE
LAURA STEVENSON
MINERAL
MODERN BASEBALL
MY GOLD MASK
NEW FOUND GLORY
SILVERSTEIN
TEAM SPIRIT
THE WHIGS
Would be Good to See
ARCHIE POWELL & THE EXPORTSBILLY BRAGG
CHUMPED
LUCKI ECK$
MOTION CITY SOUNDTRACK
SURVAY SAYS!
THE FRONT BOTTOMS
THE HOLD STEADY
THE MENZINGERS
Any Live Music is Good Music!
TINY MOVING PARTSLUCERO
SHOW YOU SUCK
SUPERCHUNK
TEGAN AND SARA
Wednesday, August 13, 2014
Chicago RiotFest 2014 Saturday Lineup
Must See
SAMHAINTHE ORWELLS
Really Want to See
7 SECONDSANTI-FLAG
BUZZCOCKS
DIE ANTWOORD
FACE TO FACE
MARKY RAMONE & GUESTS
ME FIRST AND THE GIMME GIMMES
THE AFGHAN WHIGS
THE DANDY WARHOLS
THE FLAMING LIPS
WU-TANG CLAN
Would Be Great to See
BRONCHOCOCK SPARRER
DESCENDENTS
EX FRIENDS
FRNKIERO ANDTHE CELLABRATION
METRIC
MIGHTY MIGHTY BOSSTONES
NOSTALGHIA
RESTORATIONS
SAMIAM
SKATERS
STREETLIGHT MANIFESTO
THE CROMBIES
THE PICTUREBOOKS
WAVVES
Would be Good to See
CITY AND COLOURJESSICA HERNANDEZ AND THE DELTAS
LEMURIA
PAUL WELLER
ROSE'S PAWN SHOP
RX BANDITS
SAOSIN
SAY ANYTHING
TAKING BACK SUNDAY
THE AMERICAN SCENE
THE GET UP KIDS
THE PIZZA UNDERGROUND
THE UNLIKELY CANDIDATES
THE USED
TOKYO POLICE CLUB
Any Live Music is Good Music!
CITIZENDASHBOARD CONFESSIONAL
THE BOTS
THE NATIONAL
THE WORLD IS A BEAUTIFUL PLACE...
Chicago RiotFest 2014 Friday line up
Friday
Must See
JANE'S ADDICTIONRISE AGAINST
SLAYER
THE MURDER CITY DEVILS
WOUNDS
Really Want to See
ALLGOGOL BORDELLO
GWAR
NOFX
OF MICE & MEN
PLAGUE VENDOR
PUSSY RIOT (PANEL W/ NADYA TOLOKONNIKOVA & MASHA ALEKHINA)
RADKEY
STIFF LITTLE FINGERS
THE OFFSPRING
Want to See
CLUTCHRED CITY RADIO
WE CAME AS ROMANS
Sure, would be good to see
BABY BABYCIRCA SURVIVE
FAILURE
PITY SEX
SENSES FAIL
SOMOS
TITLE FIGHT
Any live music is good music!
BLACK JOE LEWIS & THE HONEYBEARSEMAROSA
MASTODON
PIANOS BECOME THE TEETH
THE HOTELIER
Except this band
FROM INDIAN LAKESFriday, March 14, 2014
Belkin router F6D4230-4 v1 not letting Facebook app connect
Last week I started having problems with Facebook on both my Nexus 7 tablet and my Nexus phone when connected to my Wi-Fi router.
I haven't been able to find a solution on Google, and restarting my devices, router and modern hasn't helped.
Symptoms (both are intermittent, but 'more often than not':
My phone not on Wi-Fi works fine. My tablet connected to my phone hot spot works fine.
Since the devices work fine not on Wi-Fi, I'm assuming they are working correctly. Since the computer works fine on Wi-Fi, and the devices worked fine on it last week, I'm assuming the Wi-Fi set up is correct. I'm at a loss.
My set up:
I haven't been able to find a solution on Google, and restarting my devices, router and modern hasn't helped.
Symptoms (both are intermittent, but 'more often than not':
- Facebook groups often won't load. Click the group link and it goes back to news feed.
- Facebook notification list won't load. Clocks for a while and then says 'Couldn't fetch notifications'
- Facebook news feed loads and refreshes fine.
- Facebook chat works fine.
My phone not on Wi-Fi works fine. My tablet connected to my phone hot spot works fine.
Since the devices work fine not on Wi-Fi, I'm assuming they are working correctly. Since the computer works fine on Wi-Fi, and the devices worked fine on it last week, I'm assuming the Wi-Fi set up is correct. I'm at a loss.
My set up:
- modern is a Top Global MB8000 wired to the router
- router is an aging Belkin F6D4230-4 v1000 with disabled security. Toggling the firewall off doesn't help. Putting the tablet int he router's DMZ doesn't help
My guess is that the app uses different network connections than the web site, and those connections are intermittently getting whacked (technical term) by the router. Current workaround is to use the MB8000's Wi-Fi instead of the router for the mobile devices.
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Monday, March 10, 2014
Sociobiomorphism
Sociobiomorphism exists on the 'web, but only on this blog. Feel free to cite this for any research you're doing.
Wednesday, December 4, 2013
Refinance from Hell
In October I went to do a home refinance with my current lender, Nationstar Mortgage. The rate was 4.5%, a significant savings over my current rate. At closing the paperwork was a little messed up, but the big problem was that although they set my signing date for the end of the month, they set the actual date for the refi to occur on the 4th day of the next month. This was a problem for me because, coming out of an FHA loan, all interest for the month is paid on the first day. So I'd have ended up paying $1700 for that. On top of that, the adjusted origination charge (read that as, very roughly, "how much you pay to get this loan rate") was another $1700 I'd have to pay. In addition, rates had gone down a bit since I started the process, something my lender neglected to tell me.
When you refinance you're given a 3-day grace period to rescind the agreement. So I rescinded. I gave Nationstar a chance to get me a better rate but they "couldn't", so I ended up getting a different loan quote from Crown Mortgage, at 4.125% and an adjusted origination charge of (-$1800). That's right, they'd pay me. When I let Nationstar know this, they suddenly could get me a better rate, but I declined.
Since I'm writing about it here, you know it screwed up more. Crown couldn't get the payoff amount request to go through at Nationstar, so I had to call. Only to find out that Nationstar never processed the recission. It took weeks to settle this, and by that time mortgage rates rose, and loan costs rose. A 4.125% loan now costs me 0.25% of my loan instead of paying me. Sigh. So now, in order to get a better cost, I'm getting a higher rate. I'm getting a 4.5% loan again, but this time the adjusted origination charge is ($-1700). Hopefully at the end of this month.
When you refinance you're given a 3-day grace period to rescind the agreement. So I rescinded. I gave Nationstar a chance to get me a better rate but they "couldn't", so I ended up getting a different loan quote from Crown Mortgage, at 4.125% and an adjusted origination charge of (-$1800). That's right, they'd pay me. When I let Nationstar know this, they suddenly could get me a better rate, but I declined.
Since I'm writing about it here, you know it screwed up more. Crown couldn't get the payoff amount request to go through at Nationstar, so I had to call. Only to find out that Nationstar never processed the recission. It took weeks to settle this, and by that time mortgage rates rose, and loan costs rose. A 4.125% loan now costs me 0.25% of my loan instead of paying me. Sigh. So now, in order to get a better cost, I'm getting a higher rate. I'm getting a 4.5% loan again, but this time the adjusted origination charge is ($-1700). Hopefully at the end of this month.
Friday, October 11, 2013
Just a wireless fire
TL;DR: unplug your car charger if your car outlet is 'always on'.
So my lovely wife is on her way to take her physics board exams this morning, a pretty high-stress affair. About 3 miles from our house, smoke starts pouring out of the wireless charger that's plugged into the cigarette lighter port of the car. She panics; the car stops on a blind curve. A good Samaritan helps her get the car started again and move it out of the road after more than a few cars slam on their brakes to avoid smashing into her.
Turns out the problem was the automobile phone charger.. in particular, the problem is the melting circuitry in the charger itself, that I discovered when I took the thing apart.
I'm scared to think what would've happened if the fire started while the car was unattended, or even worse, plugged into a socket in the rear of the car.
So my lovely wife is on her way to take her physics board exams this morning, a pretty high-stress affair. About 3 miles from our house, smoke starts pouring out of the wireless charger that's plugged into the cigarette lighter port of the car. She panics; the car stops on a blind curve. A good Samaritan helps her get the car started again and move it out of the road after more than a few cars slam on their brakes to avoid smashing into her.
Turns out the problem was the automobile phone charger.. in particular, the problem is the melting circuitry in the charger itself, that I discovered when I took the thing apart.
I'm scared to think what would've happened if the fire started while the car was unattended, or even worse, plugged into a socket in the rear of the car.
I contacted the manufacturer who was apologetic, and offered a top-of-the-line replacement. They said they had not received any complaints about this model before.
Tuesday, October 8, 2013
Conexis flex spending is an absolutely ridiculous amount of work
Once again, I'm dealing with trying to justify expenditures from my flexible spending account. Five months ago. At a place called "CENTRAL BILLING OFFICE" in Charlottesville VA. My investigator rates are way higher than the $10 a year I'm saving by using flexible spending pre-tax. It took 4 emails to get a phone number to call the place, and two transfers to get help logging in. It seems like 50% of my flex spending expenditures have to be justified months after they've happened. Why is this so hard?
Sunday, October 6, 2013
Goodreads
Monday, September 23, 2013
Wireless (3G) modem antenna
Living in the middle of nowhere, I count myself lucky to get mobile wireless as opposed to god-awful satellite internet. I bought a travel antenna (the Mighty Max) off eBay from Sunsun for the Verizon UB760/Sprint U760 EV-DO USB Modem, and it works great. It's tiny, about 3 inches high. The picture makes it looks like it's a foot tall. But I jumped from 2 bars to 3, sometimes a full 4 bars as soon as I plugged in. Definitely recommend. If you're looking for 3G internet, check out Millenicom for no contract service. Very happy with them for the last year, too, though I may have to switch soon as they don't offer unlimited internet to my location and I'm really jonesing to enter the 21st century.
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Thursday, September 19, 2013
Keeping Away the Job-Hunting Blues
So I'm finally off the market! (Again! See my post last month about the debacle with the last company to give me an offer, who, I might add, never deigned to answer my complaint.)
TL;DR short version: keep a log of your job search, network, stay on top of your field with training.
Here's some thoughts on my job search and lessons learned:
TL;DR short version: keep a log of your job search, network, stay on top of your field with training.
Here's some thoughts on my job search and lessons learned:
- Fight the blues by keeping track of what you've done. I started a "Career Diary" that I updated every day with what I did for that day to find a job. On my low days, I could look at that and say "Well, I did all I could" and it was a great resource when I needed to see if I'd applied at a place before.
- Filing for unemployment is easy, and the pay is awful. Unemploymnet paid about half my mortgage, and that's it.
- I was a lousy networker, and that needs to change. If you don't network, start today. Call that old boss and your old co-workers. Start/update your LinkedIn account. When you make a business contact, make sure you connect with them even if the deal falls through. Do things to network.
I started my job search with about 25 contacts on LinkedIn. I've ended six months later with 246, and met some very interesting people along the way. If you haven't already, connect with me on LinkedIn. - Job searching was a roller coaster of emotions. The high of a successful interview just picks you up to dash you that much farther when you're turned down. Exciting jobs with awesome people make you so hopeful until you learn the bad news - they can't pay even half of your salary requirements, or you don't meet their requirements, or just you're just not the best fit in a competitive market.
- Do a budget. Figure out your absolute minimum salary. Put your salary range in your cover letter to your applications. It will save heartache on your part and time on the recruiter's part. Some will still call asking if you'll take less than your salary range, but it will be a short phone call.
- Apply to jobs. A lot. I applied to more than 100 places since March, at more than 120 jobs. I usually spent 6 to 8 hours on job related emails, applications and searching each day, five days a week. Only a couple hours each day on weekends. It took me about 45 minutes to find and apply to an average job. I updated my 'core' resume and the half-dozen job sites where it was posted more than a dozen times.
- Tailor your resumes and don't print them until you need them. I probably killed half a forest before I learned this last part. I have 25 different versions of my resume - some for management positions, some for programmer positions, some for architect positions, and different formats for each of them. Most sites wouldn't format my Microsoft Word resume properly, so I had a PDF version and a plain text version, too.
- You must manage your expectations:
- You aren't going to get paid what you were making before. You're going to be paid what the market will pay for the new position you receive. In my case, I was looking at a 27% pay cut to stay in town, or a 7% pay cut if I was willing to commute an hour and a half one way to Richmond. I got lucky and got only a 14% pay cut, telecommuting, but only because I networked to get the job, and since I'm a rehire, the employer knows I'm really good at what I do.
- Just because you're good doesn't mean anyone will believe you. You need training or experience. If your company won't pay for it, do it on your own. I had my first offer rescinded because I didn't finish my degree. I would've been excellent at that job, and I would've loved it. But even though I had 18 years of relevant experience, I didn't have the 20-year old irrelevant degree, so I lost the job.
I had lots of interest in my resume based on my sole certification, which is totally irrelevant to any job I've ever done. (The only reason I am certified is because the government required it, even though everything I learned is useless in my day-to-day work.)
So my priority one is finishing my degree using my employer's excellent education benefits. My boss once told us that we should consider taking vacation to get our own training. My happily-employed ego laughed at him, saying that if the company wanted me trained, they should pay for it and give me time to do it. I wish I'd listened, because the company doesn't want me trained, they just want someone trained. My unemployed-ego realizes that company benefits like vacation and education are there for me, not them.
My job sites that I checked daily:
- Stack Overflow Careers 2.0
- Tech Jobs: Design, Programming, Rails, Executive, and more.
- Job Listings — GitHub Jobs
- Jobs in Glen Allen, VA | TechCareers
- architect java technical Jobs at Dice.com
- Jobs - Careers - Employment - Job Search Engine | Simply Hired
- Job Search | one search. all jobs. Indeed.com
- JobServe - Job Seeker Home
- Monster.com
- Security Clearance Jobs - ClearanceJobs.com
- FlexJobs
Thursday, September 12, 2013
Dropbox Limits
I just learned that in addition to the very visible size limits that Dropbox advertises, there is also a limit on the number of files. An account with more than 300,000 files is problematic. Good to know for those looking to use Dropbox as your cloud storage solution.
Details here: https://www.dropbox.com/help/14/en
Details here: https://www.dropbox.com/help/14/en
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Friday, August 30, 2013
Finding a job is a lot harder than having a job
Derek Karnes
xx@gmail.com
xx
xx
434-242-xxxx (c)
August 30, 2013
Xx Xx
President and CEO XX Company
XX Company
XX xx xx
Fairfield, Connecticut 06828-0001
Dear Mr. Xx:
I am writing to raise to your attention my recent (almost)
hiring experience with XX Company.
I applied to XX Company for an Enterprise Architect
position, a role that XX had been trying to fill for quite a while, and a role
for which, to me, was exactly what I was looking for. After the application
process I went through the Recruiter screening, then the Hiring Manager phone
screen, both of which went really well.
I took a day of vacation to complete the first set of
face-to-face interviews with other architects, then another day of vacation a
few weeks later for the face-to-face interview with the hiring manager.
At this point I was entertaining other interviews from
perspective employers, and had several strong leads, which was lucky, because
the day came when I was laid off (due to budget cuts) from my previous
employer. But luck was strong with me and I received a verbal offer from XX
that same day.
Now I had a quandary; I had put a down payment on a
vacation house back in January when my job was secure, and now I’m facing a new
job and have to decide whether to cancel this rental or work out a longer-than-normal-two-weeks
start date with my new manager. I talk to the XX hiring manager and we decide
my starting date to be in four weeks due to his travel schedule. This solves my
quandary; I can still go on vacation and will start XX the day after I get
back, refreshed and ready. I pay the thousands of dollars for the vacation
rental.
I get the written offer, accept it, and do all the things
required by it – reams of paperwork, travel to the drug testing center, etc. I
cancel all my pending interviews, write a dozen emails to potential leads
thanking them for their interest and let them know I’m off the market.
I go on vacation, spending a bit more than I normally
would have because I have a fat wallet from my severance pay, and a job
starting on Monday.
On Wednesday before I start, I get a call from HR that
they can’t find record of my college degree. I explain this is normal; I stated
on my application that I don’t have a degree. I mentioned it to the recruiter.
I mentioned it to the hiring manager. I mentioned it to people I interviewed
with. The Human Resources person confirms my application is factual. I start to
panic and contact the hiring manager, who assures me we’ll work it out, and the
recruiter who says we’re still “100%”; he’ll just have to write a new job request
without the degree requirement and have me apply to it; a mere formality.
The next day, two business days before I’m supposed to
start, a different Human Resources person calls me and says XX is rescinding
the offer. My request to speak to her supervisor is ignored. She says the
degree requirement is firm, and that XX is using the background check clause to
rescind my offer, even though the background check revealed nothing
interesting.
I’m now entering my second month of unemployment, having
lost dozens of leads, wasted a month of severance pay, and most importantly,
lost a month of job search time.
If you deem 18 years of professional experience more
important than a degree based on defunct programming languages, I ask that you
help to rectify this situation.
Sincerely,
Derek Karnes
IT Architect, Technical Leader, and Software Engineer
Wednesday, January 30, 2013
Java Webstart: Could not create the Java Virtual Machine
Problem: Java can't allocate enough contiguous memory as specified in the JNLP.
Work around: Lower the max memory setting in the JNLP, or use a 64-bit JVM that allows for more memory availability. If you have total control over the client, close running processes.
Synopsis: Researched the hell out of this, and the problem is ridiculous. On a machine with 16G of memory, and who knows how much virtual memory on top of that, the most I can set my max memory is 900M. Otherwise I intermittently get this error when launching from my JNLP.
The problem is that Java needs contiguous memory for the JVM, and because windows throws DLLs and apps in memory all over the place, the more you have running, the harder it is to get that block of contiguous memory.
Java has no guidelines for 'max memory' settings; it's all dependent on the app, the machine, and the version of java.
Keyword tags: -Xmx, max heap size, jnlp, java, web start, Error: Could not create the Java Virtual Machine
Work around: Lower the max memory setting in the JNLP, or use a 64-bit JVM that allows for more memory availability. If you have total control over the client, close running processes.
Synopsis: Researched the hell out of this, and the problem is ridiculous. On a machine with 16G of memory, and who knows how much virtual memory on top of that, the most I can set my max memory is 900M. Otherwise I intermittently get this error when launching from my JNLP.
The problem is that Java needs contiguous memory for the JVM, and because windows throws DLLs and apps in memory all over the place, the more you have running, the harder it is to get that block of contiguous memory.
Java has no guidelines for 'max memory' settings; it's all dependent on the app, the machine, and the version of java.
Keyword tags: -Xmx, max heap size, jnlp, java, web start, Error: Could not create the Java Virtual Machine
Monday, January 7, 2013
Removing Sprint Proxy Servers on the Galaxy S II Epic Touch 4G
How to remove Sprint proxy servers on the Galaxy S II Epic Touch 4G
- Root your phone (QBKing77, opens in a new window)
- Download alogcat from marketplace
- Open alogcat
- Press menu > filter
- Type in MSL
- Press the home key then dial ##data#.
- Click Edit
- When asked to enter MSL just enter random numbers and press okay.
- Now go back to alogcat it should be there and look something like this:
I/MSL_Checker( 220): MSL result : ******
The number (*****) is your MSL. For some reason when you enter the wrong msl it gives you the right one when looking at the logs with alogcat. - Press home key then dial ##data#
- Click Edit
- Enter MSL and press okay
- Click on Others
- Click on Multimedia
- Change the following settings to:
- RTSP Proxy Address changed to 0.0.0.0
- RTSP Proxy Port to 0
- HTTPPD Proxy Address to 0.0.0.0
- HTTPPD Proxy Port to 0
For posterity, stock settings are:
- RTSP Proxy Address: rtsp.vog.sprintpcs.com
- RTSP Proxy Port: 554
- HTTPPD Proxy Address: pd.vog.sprintpcs.com
- HTTPPD Proxy Port: 8085
Monday, September 24, 2012
In the news...
OK, so it didn't make the web version, but it made the headlining story of the Halloween insert for the Charlottesville Daily Progress on Sunday:
Bring Scary To Life
One Greene County Resident’s Recipe for the Perfect Do It Yourself Haunted House
By Theresa Reynolds CurryEvery year about the first of September, Derek Karnes begins on a massive fall production, one that will consume more than a hundred hours of his time, use boxes and boxes of costumes and props, employ terrifying mannequins as well as human actors, and require many pounds of paper mache.
Karnes, a software engineer, stages an elaborate haunted house for a party each year at his home in Greene County, picking a new theme every Halloween to guide his ghoulish set construction. The themes are as elaborate as a feature-length horror film: last year the whole scene revolved around a a little girl’s nightmares; this year’s theme introduces zombies created by alien experiments on humans.
It was moving to a new house with a huge basement that first suggested the Halloween tableau in 2006. “It was my first Halloween in the house,” Karnes said, “and the basement was just calling to me. I think it started because I had so many decorations, but living rurally I had no one to show them off to. We don’t get any trick-or-treaters this far out in the country.”
Karnes didn’t have to start from scratch that fall. He’d always been interested in scary things, from reading Stephen King in middle school to the scary movies of today. “I’m a bit of a Goth at heart,” he says, “so I’ve always got an eye out for ‘dark’ things. I would end up shopping at the after-Halloween sales and picking up things that I use to decorate my office.”
Like many of us, Karnes has a complex relationship with horror: “I have a big fear—and love—of being scared,” he said. “I remember my aunt taking me to see ‘Amityville II: The Possession’ when I was 9, my first horror movie. She thought I could handle it because I read Stephen King all the time. I spent most of the movie buried in her lap and didn’t sleep for a week. Not long after, I watched ‘Trilogy of Terror’ at my cousin’s house, and haven’t dangled my feet over the edge of the bed since.”
As Karnes got older, his fear of manufactured spookiness diminished but his fascination with it continued. Over time, he’s learned the best way to approach the complex orchestration that transforms an innocent storage space to a homemade chamber of horrors. His creation is solely for family and friends, but his ideas are a great start for others, whether planning a haunted house for a fundraiser, or simply a room for a great party.
First, he researches the web and other sources to find his theme. He’s found wonderful ideas from the Internet (http://www.halloweenmonsterlist.info/), with hundreds of projects. He also picks up ideas from Pinterest, the DIY network, and Instructables.com.
He’ll see something on one of these sites and—if it’s too complex for his time or skills—he’ll try to adapt it so it’s a little simpler. Sometimes, he’ll make mostly decorative ideas a little scarier: he’s found that Martha Stewart has some great ideas in the annual Halloween issue, made more terrifying by adding more teeth or fake blood.
Another source is from someone not known primarily for horror.“Hugh Heffner puts on the best haunted house on the planet every year at the Playboy Mansion,” Karnes said. “He puts a lot of money and experienced people into it, and the things that group comes up with are great.”
Karnes especially likes a video from the 2007 Playboy Mansion party that he found on the travel channel. He’s reproduced more scenes from that than any other source, including a room of hanged corpses, where one suddenly moves; a werewolf cage; and a polka dot room.
The next step is to clean out the basement and open out all the crates of Halloween items. Then Karnes maps out the basement and decides what to do in each part. Once the rooms are designated for each scene he wants to create, he makes any new props that he needs and creates the individual rooms with thousands of square feet of black tarp that he suspends from the rafters to make separate rooms and mazes. “The basement ceilings are 10 feet high so there’s a lot of ladder climbing,” he said.
Next, he decorates each room with the props, figures out what part the human actors will play, and makes sure all the costumes for each room are ready. Somewhere around October first, he’ll put up some outdoor decorations, too.
One of the final—and most important—steps is the lighting. “It can make or break the experience,” Karnes says. “Too much light and the duct tape and bubblegum that holds everything together shows through. The illusion is broken and people remember they’re in your basement, not a burial chamber. Too little light, and people don’t know where to go when they’re scared, and they start tearing down walls, or you have to break character to show them the door.”
Karnes tries to do a rehearsal with the actors shortly before the party. “They’re just kids, too,” he says, “so some of them need acclimating to the strobe lights and the music so they’re not scared or lost on opening night. It also gives me a chance to see who can really act and which ones have to rely on their sense of timing to get the scare right.”
Finally, on the night of the party the actors arrive early for makeup, and Karnes puts the finishing touches on lighting before the guests arrive.
The enormous amount of advance planning means that everything usually goes smoothly, although there have been some glitches. “Most of my props are homemade,” Karnes said, “so they don’t take much wear and tear. Some rambunctious teenagers have messed up the lighting in the past, for example, and stolen some fake eyes out of the dummies.”
Last year Karnes had to chase down a young guest who lost his shoe as he was trying to get away from him in his role as an axe murderer. But he soon realized that chasing him would only compound the fear, so he waited until the end of the production to return the shoe.
Often, people can’t tell the actors from the dummies, and it’s fun for the actors to hear guests trying to figure out who is real and who is fake. To make sure the activities are appropriate both for younger and older children, he’ll have a time when the lights are on and the sound is off for the pre-teens. Many of his older daughter’s friends enjoy being actors for the teenage party.
Karnes does most of the work himself, with family pitching in as he gets near the deadline. He keeps costs down by shopping after-Halloween sales and making many of the more elaborate props himself. He’s ingenious in his horrifying creations: for instance, he has an automated grim reaper made from a clearance floor fan, and a “pool of death” made from a painted kiddie pool. He also checks out freecycle.com and Goodwill year round, and recommends that anyone wanting to set a scary scene do the same, and to also develop a sense of what really works. “I’ve found the key to really scaring someone is suspense and timing,” he says. “A bloody axe isn’t scary. A bloody axe coming out of the painting you’re looking at is scary.”
Why does he do it? It’s an undertaking that uses up huge amounts of time and energy. “I love scaring people; I always have,” Karnes says. “I can’t count the time I’ve spent hiding under beds or around the corner of a hallway to scare my wife or kids. The anticipation of the scare is addictive.”
Monday, August 20, 2012
Drawing
Been drawing a lot lately... I've done Zentangles for a while but never really drawn anything vaguely realistic until I was at the lake earlier this month. There I drew a picture of the lake using a number 2 pencil and a colored pencil I borrowed from the kids. It was... mediocre, but promising. So I bought a cheap pencil art kit from Wal-mart and went to town.
Some of these I think are good, considering I've only been drawing for three weeks. Some are meh, some are obviously practice drawing shapes. I love "Collapsed Barn" and "Stream from the Mountains". Landscapes might be my thing.
Some of these I think are good, considering I've only been drawing for three weeks. Some are meh, some are obviously practice drawing shapes. I love "Collapsed Barn" and "Stream from the Mountains". Landscapes might be my thing.
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| Untitled pencil on paper Copyright ©2012 Derek Karnes |
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| Collapsed Barn pencil on paper Copyright ©2012 Derek Karnes |
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| Untitled pencil on paper Copyright ©2012 Derek Karnes |
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| Movie Night pencil on paper Copyright ©2012 Derek Karnes |
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| Amity pencil on paper Copyright ©2012 Derek Karnes |
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| Stream from the Mountains pencil on paper Copyright ©2012 Derek Karnes |
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| Awakening pencil on paper Copyright ©2012 Derek Karnes |
Monday, June 18, 2012
Wednesday, June 6, 2012
Console Table Pallet Project
Here's my take on a console table, made from scrap lumber and upcycled pallets:
Distress the wood with a length of chain and a hammer, add some stain and a couple wooden embellishments from Lowe's:
Distress the wood with a length of chain and a hammer, add some stain and a couple wooden embellishments from Lowe's:
Total cost less than $20 for screws, stain, and embellishments.
Then, because my kids and I think it's the funniest thing ever, add some Lil Wayne lyrics.
(No, we don't listen to Lil Wayne in our house regularly, we're more of
a Skinny Puppy/Linkin Park/Taylor Swift kind of household, but every
time I look at this table it makes me smile to know what's hidden on the
back.:)
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